an alternative use for pig lard

can you even begin to believe this? this was something i thought i would only joke about. but apparently it's really happening.

the jews in israel are attaching bags of pig lard on public buses to prevent the palestinian muslims from bombing up their public buses. and the jews there are even prepared to carry water guns with lard in it, so that they can spray lard on 'potential terrorists'.

this is the first time in a while i actually read newspaper articles in detail and i get this nonsense.